I am a big bundle of problems, contradictions, and mystery. I feel that I should point out that I am in league with Satan and that I was born with a tail. I am on the next-to-the-bottom rung of the Hollywood ladder, but I can totally see up the skirt of the girl above me. I attended a 4-year conservatory that specializes in musical theatre and yet you'll notice that I checked "straight" for my orientation. I swear far more than is seemly. I dream that one day the distillers of Maker's Mark will build a shrine to me in the Holy Land of Loretto, KY. I have had three encounters with ghostly entities and once I smuggled rum into a theme park in a shampoo bottle and got really sick. I got kicked out of the Navy for being mentally unfit for duty and I couldn't agree more. I have been known to rise at night and feed on the blood of the living. I have a god-shaped hole in my soul and if I turn sideways in the wind I can totally make it whistle. I think that's about it. http://www.imeem.com/people/Xq0BI Delta 0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss