Pink Steel

PINK STEEL Fights Mormon Crickets in Nevada

Pink Steel — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:27:58 -0000

If you know one thing about PINK STEEL, you know that we fight for the little man. Yes, that little man too, but in this case we mean small-town America.

Case in point: Every Summer, Tiny Tuscarora, Nevada (population 13!) suffers from mass locust-like swarms of Mormon Crickets. Crops fail in their wake. Pesticides do not stop them. Highways are made unsafe by their mooshy, slippery corpses. The leave destruction in their wake und nothing can repel them...

...Except rock music. Und this is where PINK STEEL has thrown their ring into the ring.

It turns out that rock music, played loudly, actually repels these crickets. Don't believe us? Ask the Wall Street Journal.

Und has you have no doubt read in Metromix Reno, PINK STEEL has sent 14 copies of our album OUT AT THE DEVIL to the fine people of Tuscarora: one copy for each person in the town, und one copy for their local rock station, MIX 96.7.

WHY GAY METAL IS BETTER AT REPELLING MORMON CRICKETS:

1. Our sonic assault has been known to melt insect shells at forty meters. PINK STEEL will rock those crickets right out of the air.

2. Our tunes, especially Converter, have been known to turn males of any species into caftan-donning Friends of Dorothy. Do you know what you get when you turn a swarm of crickets gay? You get WAY FEWER BABY CRICKETS next year!

3. Ever since Prop 8 passed in California, we're pretty sure that things with have the word "Mormon" in them fear things with the word "gay" in them.

We just wanted to remind you that your boys in the STEEL always fight the good fight. Und if you wanted to call MIX 96.7 und request PINK STEEL (800.888.9964 or requests@rubyradio.fm), or if you wanted to buy OUT AT THE DEVIL on CD Baby or iTunes, well, we wouldn't bitch.

We'll be in touch with another sexy announcement soon. 'Til then, lassen Sie niemanden auf Ihrem Kopf scheissen!

Good Times FSU,

PINK STEEL

PINK LINKS:

PINK STËËL's Facebook Page

The video for "Converter"

Free downloads of "Sausage Party" und "Frodonator"

Attention podcasters!

CONVERTER by Pink Steel

Pink Steel — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:16:09 -0000

Special Holigay Metal Discounts!

Pink Steel — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:12:59 -0000

Dear Thrifty Navy:

Let's face it, what with the recession, cold weather, und gay marriage getting bitch-slapped by the Osmonds, this holiday isn't shaping up so fabelhaft. Many of you don't have the cash to lavish your loved ones with gifts. Even Udo is giving out "IOU one guitar solo" coupons for Xmas.

That's why, from now through January 1, you can buy PINK STËËL's Gay Metal Magnum Opus Out At The Devil for just FIVE DOLLARS! That's a whopping 50% off the regular price!

Und it's only $4.50 each if you buy multiple copies! Imagine blessing two friends with the gift of Gay Metal for less than the price of one "Men of Falcon Studio" video!

Remember, this is only for a limited time! Go to our CD Baby page und do the buying right now!

Christmas is saved! You're welcome. Fröhliches Weihnachten für Ihren After to everybody!

Good Times FSU,

PINK STËËL

PINK LINKS:

PINK STEEL's Facebook Page

The other PINK STEEL

PINK STEEL's video for "Converter"

PINK STËËL on iTunes (no discount here, sorry)

Free downloads of PINK STEEL's "Sausage Party" und "Frodonator"

PINK STEEL for podcasters!

Five Reasons You Should Buy OUT AT THE DEVIL

Pink Steel — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:43:52 -0000

1. It contains all your PINK STËËL favorites--und a few new tracks as well!

Sausage Party

Derek and Steve

Converter

I'm Coming Out (All Over You)

Hanson & Udo I

Frodonator

Johnny, Are You Queer?

Cockfight

Hanson & Udo II

More to Love

We Fight For Cock

Hanson & Udo III

2. It was produced by the crazy talented und gorgeous Pete Kohl (Double Dong & Wyld Lyxx, Moi?, Princess Superstar, Children of the Unicorn), und mastered by Steve Fallone (Scorpions, Sonic Youth, TV On the Radio). So we're talking talent here.

3. The actual album version is a bona fide object d' art of hand-picked card stock und glossy pink Foil-stamped cover. Shiny!

4. Looking for sneak previews? Visit pinksteel.com/loads.html for clips!

5. Get FREE DOWNLOADS of "Sausage Party" und "Frodonator" by clicking here (or pasting this URL in your browser)!

http://www.pinksteel.com/loads_mashtrax.html

Pink Steel Announcement und Scary Gifts

Pink Steel — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:41:46 -0000

Dear Mash Notey Navy:

We have missed you! So much has been going on since the release of our fabelhaft new album, OUT AT THE DEVIL. We have been played on podcasts, radio stations, even TV!

Und Udo got caught naked on Google Streetview. So that was fun.

Best yet, in Estonia, ownership of OUT AT THE DEVIL is now mandatory by law. We got the idea from Prince.

But we would never forget our precious Navy at Halloween. Not when we have such ein fabelhaft announcement!

-Ever want to be in PINK STËËL? Here is your chance! Introducing PLAYWITHYOURSTEEL.COM, our brand new showcase! Show off your creativity using PINK STËËL's epic tunez! Create mashups! Videos! Machinima! Porn! Send it to us und we'll showcase it on PLAYWITHYOURSTEEL.COM! Und to start you on your way:

-Free OUT AT THE DEVIL mashup tracks! Drum tracks, karaoke versions, guitar samples--everything you need to whip up a little PINK STËËL of your own! Need a little incentive? How about:

-A free download of "Frodonator," the crowd-captivating Tolkein-on-tina-metal epic. Share with friends! Use it in your hobbit fantasy play!

Und don't forget to buy OUT AT THE DEVIL, availble at CD Baby, iTunes, AmieStreet und other fine Internety vendors. It makes a great Hannukah gift!

Have a naughty Halloween und know that the Steel is in you!

Good Times Fuck Shit Up,

--PINK STËËL

PINK STEEL on WGN-TV AGAIN!

Pink Steel — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:51:35 -0000

Updates to playlist: 80s metal wonder

Pink Steel — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:26:41 -0000

Updates to playlist: PINK STEEL pals!

Pink Steel — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:29:46 -0000

PINK STEEL on WGN-TV chicogo

Pink Steel — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:50:46 -0000

I'm Coming Out (All Over You) by Pink Steel

Pink Steel — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:09:53 -0000